Hello dearies, the name's Bellatrix Lestrange. I would tell you a little bit about myself, but that's frankly none of your business, muggle.
Alright fine. I'm a notorious - and highly skilled - Death Eater who loves inflicting pain and torture on innocent beings such as yourselves. When I'm not torturing and killing mudbloods and unsaid family members, I'm on this dopey thing. A word of caution: Do not feel free to ask me question, if you are one of the following: Mudblood, Half-breed, Half-blood, Hufflepuff, Muggle, Blood traitor, Nymphadora Tonks, etc... -xoxo Bella